Post by Travis on Dec 27, 2010 20:25:08 GMT -5
We seen the snow covered ground, a four foot tall snowman in the forefront which has a large bricked home sitting behind it. The two story home features a duel car garage which has the left door slowly rising up. The gears are loud as the motor runs and the chains clack to pull the door upward. We begin to see a pair of black snow boots, and a black sweat suit with the hoodie pulled up over the head of the figure standing inside. A large golden retriever comes bouncing out into the drive way and rolls in the snow covered grass. The figure walks out of the garage with hands buried in the front pockets of the sweat shirt. What looks to be a red toboggan peers out from underneath the black hood. The man takes a few steps out and begins to pull gloves out from his coat. He takes the black leather gloves out and places them onto his hands as the steam from his breathing rolls through the air in front of him. Just then a wad of spit flies from his mouth and makes a brown splat in the snow next to him. No secret he's sporting chewing tobacco in his mouth.
"Another crisp and cold winter day here in good ol' Pittsburgh Pennsylvania.. The snow is ankle deep.. The kids built a snowman as you can see, but did you notice what's on the snowman?"
The camera pans back over to the snowman who's fully decked out.
"He's got his Steelers hard hat with beer coasters.. He's got his twig arms.. Coal eyes.. Carrot nose.. But that d**n shirt he's wearing is what's irritating me the most!"
The snowman is wearing a shirt with a large N on the front in a yellow square.
"Seems to me that there's a new force in the WWE Franchise.. This force seems to be wasting no time in letting everyone know that they're the ones to be reckoned with here in the WWE.. Well incase they had forgotten or decided to neglect the history of this company, the only destructive force here is yours truly.. See unlike that band of misfits from Florida, I've been in this sport for quite sometime. I've been shaking up this industry since 1988 and you people know that without a shadow of a doubt that there's no one with enough balls in the last 30 years to do what I have done."
He rests his hands on his hips as he looks off and spits another trail out on to the ground next to him.
"I've taken company after company.. Raised them up on my back and taken them to new levels.. I've taken championship after championship and taken them to the world stage.. Here within the last several years, recent history has shown that you can't go wrong with a Franchise at the helm.. A Franchise calls the shots.. A Franchise breaks necks and cashes the checks.. But a pile of trash is still a pile of trash.. And from what I have seen, Nexus is simply that."
Shane Douglas steps out into the snow covered grass and walks over towards the snowman. He stares it down for a moment with a look of anger on his face.
"I almost told Vince McMahon to shove the large paycheck and long term contract up his ass until he told me about his little vision he had for the next year and beyond.. And like I mentioned before, Vince pressed his panic button.. Maybe he did it a little too soon? Maybe Vince McMahon isn't the all powerful mind as we have come to know him by? See when he signed the contracts for Nexus to return, I don't think he realized what he's gotten himself into.. Hell he did the same d**n thing with the nWo back in 2008!"
A slight smirk cracks the angered look on his face.
"When Vince told me that he was going to bring back WWE Franchise, and Monday Night Raw.. I laughed.. I told him good luck but he told me he needed a main event and would do whatever it took to make it a good one. Well I asked him who it was.. Shawn Micheals? No.. Triple H? No.. Hulk Hogan? No.. Edge? No.. He said I'll do you one better.. I'll place you in the ring with the ring leader of Nexus, Wade Barrett and since the Royal Rumble is coming up, I'm having a number of select your own number matches.. So I raised an eyebrow, I was interested in seeing what the payoff was.. He told me the number 30 spot and a chance to become WWE Franchise World Champion was what was on the line."
The hood slides off his head as he pulls is back and turns around to face the camera that had been looming over his shoulder.
"Of course I couldn't say no.. He reeled me in.. Barrett is a big strong kid and he's not stupid by any means unlike the company he keeps. He reminds me of myself and Bam Bam Bigalow all rolled into one. But there's a difference between flattery and the real deal.. Wade you're looking at the real deal.. I've cause more trouble and more gray hairs on Vince McMahon's head than any other superstar in the history of this company.. I have taken his championships on other promotion's programs and defaced them in front of the entire world! Just to prove a point that I do whatever the hell I want; whenever I want to do it. If you look back in the history of this company, I've put people out of here for good. Most of them never returned! Are you sure Wade Barrett that you want to be added to the list? Because I'll be more than glad to do so on my road to the World Championship.."
Douglas turns around and kick a hole through the gut of the snowman and the Nexus shirt slides down it until it covers around the bottom of the snowman. As the camera gets ready to fade, his dog runs over to the snowman and begins to sniff around for a moment. The dog then stops and hikes his leg to relieve himself all over the Nexus shirt on the ground. Echos of Douglas's laughter plays in the background to end the segment.
"Another crisp and cold winter day here in good ol' Pittsburgh Pennsylvania.. The snow is ankle deep.. The kids built a snowman as you can see, but did you notice what's on the snowman?"
The camera pans back over to the snowman who's fully decked out.
"He's got his Steelers hard hat with beer coasters.. He's got his twig arms.. Coal eyes.. Carrot nose.. But that d**n shirt he's wearing is what's irritating me the most!"
The snowman is wearing a shirt with a large N on the front in a yellow square.
"Seems to me that there's a new force in the WWE Franchise.. This force seems to be wasting no time in letting everyone know that they're the ones to be reckoned with here in the WWE.. Well incase they had forgotten or decided to neglect the history of this company, the only destructive force here is yours truly.. See unlike that band of misfits from Florida, I've been in this sport for quite sometime. I've been shaking up this industry since 1988 and you people know that without a shadow of a doubt that there's no one with enough balls in the last 30 years to do what I have done."
He rests his hands on his hips as he looks off and spits another trail out on to the ground next to him.
"I've taken company after company.. Raised them up on my back and taken them to new levels.. I've taken championship after championship and taken them to the world stage.. Here within the last several years, recent history has shown that you can't go wrong with a Franchise at the helm.. A Franchise calls the shots.. A Franchise breaks necks and cashes the checks.. But a pile of trash is still a pile of trash.. And from what I have seen, Nexus is simply that."
Shane Douglas steps out into the snow covered grass and walks over towards the snowman. He stares it down for a moment with a look of anger on his face.
"I almost told Vince McMahon to shove the large paycheck and long term contract up his ass until he told me about his little vision he had for the next year and beyond.. And like I mentioned before, Vince pressed his panic button.. Maybe he did it a little too soon? Maybe Vince McMahon isn't the all powerful mind as we have come to know him by? See when he signed the contracts for Nexus to return, I don't think he realized what he's gotten himself into.. Hell he did the same d**n thing with the nWo back in 2008!"
A slight smirk cracks the angered look on his face.
"When Vince told me that he was going to bring back WWE Franchise, and Monday Night Raw.. I laughed.. I told him good luck but he told me he needed a main event and would do whatever it took to make it a good one. Well I asked him who it was.. Shawn Micheals? No.. Triple H? No.. Hulk Hogan? No.. Edge? No.. He said I'll do you one better.. I'll place you in the ring with the ring leader of Nexus, Wade Barrett and since the Royal Rumble is coming up, I'm having a number of select your own number matches.. So I raised an eyebrow, I was interested in seeing what the payoff was.. He told me the number 30 spot and a chance to become WWE Franchise World Champion was what was on the line."
The hood slides off his head as he pulls is back and turns around to face the camera that had been looming over his shoulder.
"Of course I couldn't say no.. He reeled me in.. Barrett is a big strong kid and he's not stupid by any means unlike the company he keeps. He reminds me of myself and Bam Bam Bigalow all rolled into one. But there's a difference between flattery and the real deal.. Wade you're looking at the real deal.. I've cause more trouble and more gray hairs on Vince McMahon's head than any other superstar in the history of this company.. I have taken his championships on other promotion's programs and defaced them in front of the entire world! Just to prove a point that I do whatever the hell I want; whenever I want to do it. If you look back in the history of this company, I've put people out of here for good. Most of them never returned! Are you sure Wade Barrett that you want to be added to the list? Because I'll be more than glad to do so on my road to the World Championship.."
Douglas turns around and kick a hole through the gut of the snowman and the Nexus shirt slides down it until it covers around the bottom of the snowman. As the camera gets ready to fade, his dog runs over to the snowman and begins to sniff around for a moment. The dog then stops and hikes his leg to relieve himself all over the Nexus shirt on the ground. Echos of Douglas's laughter plays in the background to end the segment.