Post by Travis on Jul 7, 2011 17:02:34 GMT -5
"The scene over the course of the last month has given birth to new life here in WWE Franchise. People have crawled out of the wood work, and have risen from the dead in order to be here!"
Camera shows Shane Douglas standing outside the arena which plays host to this years Royal Rumble pay per view event. Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York. The massive building stands behind him, the marquee advertises the pay per view along with Nicks Basketball and a Billy Joel concert as their upcoming events. Douglas is standing there with a gray three piece suit complete with a black shirt and shimmering gold tie. Douglas is wearing a large black trench coat over his suit and a black snow cap.
"As of late, people have had nothing but a Franchise on their minds and for a good reason. You see since Vince McMahon pushed the panic button and called me out of what I thought was a definite retirement.. All these half asses, all these wave riders, and all these low lives have come out to claim that they're going to carry this company back to prominence.. Well I say BULLsh*t! And I dare any man to come up to me, and have the balls to tell me otherwise!"
The strain in Douglas's voice following the last statement is clear that his mind is set in the right place as he buries his hands deep within his pockets. He pulls out some black leather gloves and slips them onto his hands.
"I have told everyone out there since day one, once I came back that I was going to lead the charge.. I was going to be the man to rise up and show all of these leeches on the roster how to lead by example and d**n it I've done nothing less of the sort! If in Roman Times, Julius Caesar could rise from the dead and reclaim his country you bet your ass he would have.. Well here I am, getting the chance of a lifetime! Here I am like Caesar himself, walking into this event known as the Royal Rumble with a wave of momentum unlike any other superstar who has ever come down the line here in WWE Franchise. There's not a man on the roster past or present who has been as on a roll as I have and I'm well aware of that."
A smirk rolls across the face of Douglas as he continues.
"As a matter of fact I relish in the fact of knowing this.. I relish in the fact that I have not only put a notch in the armor of the super group known as the Nexus but I have gotten inside the minds of people like Edge, Randy Orton, Undertaker, Kane, CM Punk, and Triple H.. I love the idea that I can stir up a virtual pair of Legacies such as Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase with a mere mention of their names flowing from my mouth.. Don't you people realize that everything up to this point has revolved around me and what I'm going to do? Haven't you realized that everything is hinging on what I plan to do from this moment forward?"
The look of bliss turns to anger and intensity as Shane waves the camera to come in closer to him as if he's got something important to tell them.
"That's why I'm a FRANCHISE! That's why I have sat back for the last three long years and taken backseat after backseat in making the new generation realize that they have to raise the bar to the levels set forth by guys like me! They have to live up to the feuds I had with D-Generation X, Tommy Dreamer, and every other nickle and dimer who's walked through this company's doors! The critics.."
Shane stairs wildly off camera as another thought comes flowing through his mind. He raises his right hand and points his index finger up in the air. He fixates on his finger for a moment.
"All the critics... All my opponents.. All the fans.. The entire wrestling world is looking to WWE Franchise to deliver something it's never done before.. And that's your Franchise, as the NEW! WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! See this isn't TNA, this isn't XPW, this isn't Old School, or any other company or brand that's come before it. I will not be considered complacent because I have been The Man before, no f**king way! I will walk into this arena, I will walk into the Royal Rumble.. Not just as the guy who became number thirty?! Number thirty makes this match mean that much more to me because just like the streak I've been on, I've earned my right to be here. I have earned my right to be in the position I am in! I have not politiced, I have not kissed anyone's ass, and I d**n sure haven't used anyone else to get there! I have done everything on my own!"
Douglas throws up and X like CM Punk in a mocking manner. He tries to pose like Rated RKO and the Brothers of Destruction. Then he tries to act like Cody Rhodes.. He also tries to mimic the members of Nexus by walking like Frankenstein then he just gets pissed off again and shrugs.
"I don't need a lame gimmick to deny what I do in my spare time.. I don't need a partner or some eternal power to take me to the next level.. I don't need to pretend like I don't enjoy seeing other men run around the locker room in their towels and popping their zits after some wart infested orgy.. And I for sure don't need to throw my arm in the air like I won something when all I've done is lose my a** off all freakin' month! A Franchise leads his team in battle! A Franchise stands out on his own! A Franchise says what's on his mind and then proves it night in and night out because he knows that no one else can do it better!"
The camera gets tight on Douglas's face as the eyes tell the story.
"You can talk all you want to about me.. You can bring up the history.. You can tell me that number thirty is a cursed number.. I'll laugh in your face and I'll kick you in the ass to prove it all wrong. Number thirty is the golden goose, the work prior has been the fertilizer.. Now it's time for this golden goose to lay that golden egg which is the World Heavyweight Championship.. All I have to do is make it happen with or without Nexus.. With or without whomever or whatever. I set a Raw record for the most assess Franchised in one night, and now I'm going to take that a step further by going to pay per view.. I'm going to defeat the beast known as the Royal Rumble, I'm going to claim my prize, and then I will go on to headline WrestleMania four because it's been far too long since yours truly has been the main event.. So I want the other twenty nine men to realize it's time.. Time to get your assess Franchised... HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Douglas walks away with the laugh still going and the camera fading out on the heels of his black dress shoes as he walks into the arena.
Camera shows Shane Douglas standing outside the arena which plays host to this years Royal Rumble pay per view event. Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York. The massive building stands behind him, the marquee advertises the pay per view along with Nicks Basketball and a Billy Joel concert as their upcoming events. Douglas is standing there with a gray three piece suit complete with a black shirt and shimmering gold tie. Douglas is wearing a large black trench coat over his suit and a black snow cap.
"As of late, people have had nothing but a Franchise on their minds and for a good reason. You see since Vince McMahon pushed the panic button and called me out of what I thought was a definite retirement.. All these half asses, all these wave riders, and all these low lives have come out to claim that they're going to carry this company back to prominence.. Well I say BULLsh*t! And I dare any man to come up to me, and have the balls to tell me otherwise!"
The strain in Douglas's voice following the last statement is clear that his mind is set in the right place as he buries his hands deep within his pockets. He pulls out some black leather gloves and slips them onto his hands.
"I have told everyone out there since day one, once I came back that I was going to lead the charge.. I was going to be the man to rise up and show all of these leeches on the roster how to lead by example and d**n it I've done nothing less of the sort! If in Roman Times, Julius Caesar could rise from the dead and reclaim his country you bet your ass he would have.. Well here I am, getting the chance of a lifetime! Here I am like Caesar himself, walking into this event known as the Royal Rumble with a wave of momentum unlike any other superstar who has ever come down the line here in WWE Franchise. There's not a man on the roster past or present who has been as on a roll as I have and I'm well aware of that."
A smirk rolls across the face of Douglas as he continues.
"As a matter of fact I relish in the fact of knowing this.. I relish in the fact that I have not only put a notch in the armor of the super group known as the Nexus but I have gotten inside the minds of people like Edge, Randy Orton, Undertaker, Kane, CM Punk, and Triple H.. I love the idea that I can stir up a virtual pair of Legacies such as Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase with a mere mention of their names flowing from my mouth.. Don't you people realize that everything up to this point has revolved around me and what I'm going to do? Haven't you realized that everything is hinging on what I plan to do from this moment forward?"
The look of bliss turns to anger and intensity as Shane waves the camera to come in closer to him as if he's got something important to tell them.
"That's why I'm a FRANCHISE! That's why I have sat back for the last three long years and taken backseat after backseat in making the new generation realize that they have to raise the bar to the levels set forth by guys like me! They have to live up to the feuds I had with D-Generation X, Tommy Dreamer, and every other nickle and dimer who's walked through this company's doors! The critics.."
Shane stairs wildly off camera as another thought comes flowing through his mind. He raises his right hand and points his index finger up in the air. He fixates on his finger for a moment.
"All the critics... All my opponents.. All the fans.. The entire wrestling world is looking to WWE Franchise to deliver something it's never done before.. And that's your Franchise, as the NEW! WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! See this isn't TNA, this isn't XPW, this isn't Old School, or any other company or brand that's come before it. I will not be considered complacent because I have been The Man before, no f**king way! I will walk into this arena, I will walk into the Royal Rumble.. Not just as the guy who became number thirty?! Number thirty makes this match mean that much more to me because just like the streak I've been on, I've earned my right to be here. I have earned my right to be in the position I am in! I have not politiced, I have not kissed anyone's ass, and I d**n sure haven't used anyone else to get there! I have done everything on my own!"
Douglas throws up and X like CM Punk in a mocking manner. He tries to pose like Rated RKO and the Brothers of Destruction. Then he tries to act like Cody Rhodes.. He also tries to mimic the members of Nexus by walking like Frankenstein then he just gets pissed off again and shrugs.
"I don't need a lame gimmick to deny what I do in my spare time.. I don't need a partner or some eternal power to take me to the next level.. I don't need to pretend like I don't enjoy seeing other men run around the locker room in their towels and popping their zits after some wart infested orgy.. And I for sure don't need to throw my arm in the air like I won something when all I've done is lose my a** off all freakin' month! A Franchise leads his team in battle! A Franchise stands out on his own! A Franchise says what's on his mind and then proves it night in and night out because he knows that no one else can do it better!"
The camera gets tight on Douglas's face as the eyes tell the story.
"You can talk all you want to about me.. You can bring up the history.. You can tell me that number thirty is a cursed number.. I'll laugh in your face and I'll kick you in the ass to prove it all wrong. Number thirty is the golden goose, the work prior has been the fertilizer.. Now it's time for this golden goose to lay that golden egg which is the World Heavyweight Championship.. All I have to do is make it happen with or without Nexus.. With or without whomever or whatever. I set a Raw record for the most assess Franchised in one night, and now I'm going to take that a step further by going to pay per view.. I'm going to defeat the beast known as the Royal Rumble, I'm going to claim my prize, and then I will go on to headline WrestleMania four because it's been far too long since yours truly has been the main event.. So I want the other twenty nine men to realize it's time.. Time to get your assess Franchised... HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Douglas walks away with the laugh still going and the camera fading out on the heels of his black dress shoes as he walks into the arena.