Post by Travis on Jul 7, 2011 17:03:55 GMT -5
Right as the music begins to cue from out of the blue wearing a black suit with a red tie and white shirt walks "The Franchise" Shane Douglas, he shoves past Page who doesn't look to thrilled about it. Douglas's hair has grown out a little longer since we last seen him, the scruff of a beard is seen to be growing on his face. Douglas keeps his head tilted to the side and krempt to get a view of everyone out for the press conference. Douglas looks back and smirks at Page, who seems to be wondering what his problem is. Shane leans into the mic for a moment as boos and "cry baby" chants break out from the WWEF fan base.
"And screw all of you morons out here today too.. All you people want to do.."
He's cut off as the chants grow louder and Dallas seems to be urging them on with a cheesy smile upon his face. Douglas shakes his head in disgust and continues.
"All you people want to do is have a feel good moment.. All you want is to have that one last remnant of self satisfaction saying to yourself that you got to see the once mighty WWE Franchise return yet again only to fail yet again.."
People are looking on with wonder and folded arms as if to ponder what he's saying. Shane's evil smirk grows through once again as he adjusts his tie. He glances over his shoulder back at Page and curls his eyebrows with a chuckle.
"I wanna be a superstar.. I wanna be something here in WWE Franchise.. I'm tired of being a b*tch.. Dallas Page, give it a f**king rest! No one.. And I mean no one wants to see you come back out here after time and time again of making an ass out of yourself.. Curtain jerker and lackey suits you just fine doesn't it?"
Page acts as if he's lost interest as the fans start a small smattering of "DDP" chants. Douglas looks to the people for a moment to survey the chants.
"What? That's it? Three toothless hill jacks in the front row here cheering for this low life? This loser? Dallas Page was a punk in the Lethal Injection and you know why? Because when it came down to it the Kings of Controversy were, to quote some banana nosed idiot who I ran out of here years ago, just that d**n good!"
Peering between the people and Page he continues with a smile which then turns to seriousness.
"While I had been making history and winning championships, you were carrying bags and kissing people's assess! Unlike you Dallas Page, I don't have to write a Yoga book to get my name back in the wrestling circle.. I have stuck it out through thick and thin. I have been battle tested and tried.. I have carried this promotion on my back for the better part of it's existence! Where I go, this company goes and if you don't believe me ask the McMahon Family! For at WrestleMania 4, you will see what you all have been dying to see and that's yours truly finally carrying the WWE Franchise Championship around my waist.. I've held just about every other championship in this god d**n company except for that one because people in the front office would rather take the opinion of some ass kisser like a Dallas Page and over look the true talent that has done the labor!"
Page seems to be getting tired of the tirade by Douglas and begins to pay a little more attention. Fans are buzzing, wanting to see DDP react somehow in some form.
I crossed enemy lines for this company.. I helped shut down TNA! I helped in the buyouts of several defunct companies the predicated this one.. I retired, ran off, and beaten some of the so called legends and icons of this sport and showed them exactly what being a Franchise is all about. I have debunked myths, cheated death, and given each and every superstar here the kick in the ass that they deserved.. What did I get? A trinket? A second rate championship? I'm a 8 time World Champion spanning XPW, ECW, and TNA! I am a former Intercontinental, United States, and Tag Team Champion spanning all three companies.. No one here deserves more respect or the championship here more than I do.. And with good cause because if Vince McMahon was still in charge and standing here right now, I'd knock the ever loving sh*t out of him right before your very eyes! You would have seen an attempted murder right here, I swear it as long as I am breathing!
A smart ass fan in the back gets a small army of people chanting "We want Vince!" Douglas gets pissed off and walks away from the podium pacing for a moment and telling the fans off mic that he'd beat the hell out of them also. Page has seen enough and decides to step in shoving Douglas out of the way. Shane off mic tells Page to kiss his ass..
TBC..
"And screw all of you morons out here today too.. All you people want to do.."
He's cut off as the chants grow louder and Dallas seems to be urging them on with a cheesy smile upon his face. Douglas shakes his head in disgust and continues.
"All you people want to do is have a feel good moment.. All you want is to have that one last remnant of self satisfaction saying to yourself that you got to see the once mighty WWE Franchise return yet again only to fail yet again.."
People are looking on with wonder and folded arms as if to ponder what he's saying. Shane's evil smirk grows through once again as he adjusts his tie. He glances over his shoulder back at Page and curls his eyebrows with a chuckle.
"I wanna be a superstar.. I wanna be something here in WWE Franchise.. I'm tired of being a b*tch.. Dallas Page, give it a f**king rest! No one.. And I mean no one wants to see you come back out here after time and time again of making an ass out of yourself.. Curtain jerker and lackey suits you just fine doesn't it?"
Page acts as if he's lost interest as the fans start a small smattering of "DDP" chants. Douglas looks to the people for a moment to survey the chants.
"What? That's it? Three toothless hill jacks in the front row here cheering for this low life? This loser? Dallas Page was a punk in the Lethal Injection and you know why? Because when it came down to it the Kings of Controversy were, to quote some banana nosed idiot who I ran out of here years ago, just that d**n good!"
Peering between the people and Page he continues with a smile which then turns to seriousness.
"While I had been making history and winning championships, you were carrying bags and kissing people's assess! Unlike you Dallas Page, I don't have to write a Yoga book to get my name back in the wrestling circle.. I have stuck it out through thick and thin. I have been battle tested and tried.. I have carried this promotion on my back for the better part of it's existence! Where I go, this company goes and if you don't believe me ask the McMahon Family! For at WrestleMania 4, you will see what you all have been dying to see and that's yours truly finally carrying the WWE Franchise Championship around my waist.. I've held just about every other championship in this god d**n company except for that one because people in the front office would rather take the opinion of some ass kisser like a Dallas Page and over look the true talent that has done the labor!"
Page seems to be getting tired of the tirade by Douglas and begins to pay a little more attention. Fans are buzzing, wanting to see DDP react somehow in some form.
I crossed enemy lines for this company.. I helped shut down TNA! I helped in the buyouts of several defunct companies the predicated this one.. I retired, ran off, and beaten some of the so called legends and icons of this sport and showed them exactly what being a Franchise is all about. I have debunked myths, cheated death, and given each and every superstar here the kick in the ass that they deserved.. What did I get? A trinket? A second rate championship? I'm a 8 time World Champion spanning XPW, ECW, and TNA! I am a former Intercontinental, United States, and Tag Team Champion spanning all three companies.. No one here deserves more respect or the championship here more than I do.. And with good cause because if Vince McMahon was still in charge and standing here right now, I'd knock the ever loving sh*t out of him right before your very eyes! You would have seen an attempted murder right here, I swear it as long as I am breathing!
A smart ass fan in the back gets a small army of people chanting "We want Vince!" Douglas gets pissed off and walks away from the podium pacing for a moment and telling the fans off mic that he'd beat the hell out of them also. Page has seen enough and decides to step in shoving Douglas out of the way. Shane off mic tells Page to kiss his ass..
TBC..